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white Christmas log

This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.
Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log

Or

Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!
by ask_about_my_winston2 November 15, 2022
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white van

Hey kids want some candyyyyy just hop in my white van?????

no....kids.....run
by i'llprobablybeonhereat3am November 18, 2022
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Chicago White Sox

The better version of the Cubs. Yes, they aren't amazing but compared to the Cubs they are the freaking New York Yankees. The White Sox's stadium is also a million times better than Wrigley Field and they also do this thing called winning.
Cubs suck. Let's go see the Chicago White Sox game because they actually win.
by RyGuyHill November 23, 2022
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White Fork Wasted

The act of getting so white girl wasted that you can spell it.
I’m so freaking white fork wasted after eight shots of tequila.
by whiteboi9599 November 24, 2022
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White knight

1. a simp that donates all their money to an online woman and “protect her”

2. A white knight of the Ku Klu Klan is an rank if the KKK
“i cant wait to spend half my money to (female streamer) and the other half buying (said female streamers merchandise)”
“i cant wait for the loyal white knights of the ku klu klan to come to town and get rid if these n**gers, sand n**gers, beaners (ps i can say beaner im mexican) and ch*ngs”
by Epicoozs November 25, 2022
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White

The last name of legends.Most popular because of people like Walter White and Charles White (moist crit1kal).Got more popularity cause of "my name is skyler white yo".
by stoptakingdante November 28, 2022
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white

innocent, pure, true, clean, faithful, can do no wrong, never did any sin, never told any kind of lie, always honest, never killed, never did anything wrong, perfect, always perfect, purely perfect, purely one thing and not mixed or fooling around with anything else, not a skin color

no person that exists or ever existed on earth... ever

never to be confused with red, rednecks, or edomites
"I am white. I never did anything evil in my entire life."
by Vita Smart November 28, 2022
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