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The Mexican Whistler  

You take a girl out for a fine mexican dinner and feed her lots of beans(possible foods include bean and cheese burritos, taco), then return promptly home for a night of anal intercourse. Due to the intake of beans, she will probably need to release gas from her bowels(fart). While you insert your penis into her rectum she will fart and as a result of the presence of your cock being in her butt hole it will make a whistling sound.
Tom, you will not believe what i did last night. I gave Maria "The Mexican Whistler "
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The name Whilsey, is the drunken mistake for "Wesley"
Usually, aname called Whisley, has a small penis with very big moobs and usually takes Double penetration.
My friend, is a Whisley
Whisley by Jamesaaronrussel May 18, 2011

bells and whistles 

features that add to the appearance of something but do not make it function any better
If you want bells and whistles you should go to the other aisle.

Whitley Bay 

Whitley Bay is a town in the North East of England.

It is mainly populated by skanky little slags and boys who wear toms, chinos and denim shirts. It is popular on stag dos as everyone likes to play PULL A PIG with the disgusting local sluts.

Get down to Deep for a bit of fingering on the stage, its an absolute dream, if you like a bit of privacy, the toilets in 42nd street are a fairly safe option, the bouncers don't really care, sometimes they might join in.

Famous "local celebs" include Jonny Decker and Ashley, the vicar, off of Emmerdale.
I had a bangin' night in some little town last night, some lass stuck her finger up me arsehole, she wasn't wearing any trousers.

Yeah, must have been Whitley Bay.
Whitley Bay by definition. January 2, 2012

whistling twat 

wide and loose, whistles like a coke bottle
the slut has a whistling twat
whistling twat by nm1 December 31, 2008

whistledick

A dick so small it resembles a referee's whistle.
"Hey, where's whistledick?"
whistledick by yno May 10, 2005

real whistleblower

Any whistleblower who, from the perspective of Putin’s Bitch, is not blowing the whistle on him.
Let’s find ourselves a real whistleblower, one who will blow this whole fraudulent Ukrainian extortion hoax out of the water so I can get on with the business of grabbing some pussy and continuing to extort the American people.