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Evergreen Valley College 

A community college beside the hill in San Jose, CA. Has a very relaxing atmosphere and the parking isn't so bad.

A large percentage of the student population are asians and mexicans. For science classes which are 98% asian students, it is recommended to go to San Jose City College since the professors are easier.

For liberal arts classes, you'll be with people of all ethnicities. Most of these classes are ridiculously easy, that you wouldn't really learn and still get an A.
Evergreen Valley College student: I got a B in Biology and I worked hella hard for it!

SJCC student: Man I just read the newspaper during class and got an A.

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EVC Student 1: (Thick Viet accent)Hey are you Vietnamese?

EVC Student 2: No I'm not and I don't speak it. If you're going to school to learn English might as well practice it in real life you dumb asian. If the only english sentence you speak is "Hey are you Vietnamese?" then go back to your country and ask everyone if they're viet!

EVC Student 1: But I was born in America -_- and I was just curious if you were Viet lol

yodelin' in the valley

To perform cunninglingus. Used in the Kid Rock song "Yo-Da-Lin in the Valley".
Some guy: I was yodelin' in the valley last night.
Some other guy: *sings*
Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
Yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock
Yo, Yo, Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley

Pleasant Valley, CA 

A rural community in central California. The number 1 industry is raising pheasants for gourmet restaurants, the Department of Conservation, and bird collectors.
The Pleasant Valley, CA High School football team is called the Pheasant Pluckers. The cheerleaders' favorite cheer is...(sung very loud and fast)
"I'm a Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker, Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker, Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker...
(3 times in a row)

simi valley 

hell hole usa, curfew and cops with nothin better to do
that place teh sucks cause its simi valley
simi valley by datsunface October 6, 2004

castro valley 

A town in the East Bay affectionately known as Cracker Valley for the massive population of whites and Asians who live in the overpriced homes. Has a reputation for having many undercover KKK members and for producing many wannabe gangsters who would be severely beaten if they ever tried to talk like that in front of someone from Oakland or Richmond. A pretty boring town, Castro Valley wants to be like Piedmont when it comes to being known as a rich kid town and fails rather miserably seeing how nobody outside of the immediate area knows it exists.
Castro Valley kid: Yea, I'm repping da CV! It's harrrd out herre fo a pimp!

Oakland kid: Shut the f**k up.

Sun Valley 

Right next to Reno(or in Reno).
Just a big ass neighborhood with mostly trailers. But do not be fooled with the "White Trash", most who reside here are Mexican.

Also known as Sol Valley.
Aye my cousins live in Sun Valley.
I went to Sun Valley last weekend for a kick back.
Sun Valley by vanessab October 3, 2008

Maple Valley 

A shitty city where there is no cute guys and everyone either smokes or drinks alcohol. Wtf is wrong with people there....
Person #1: I live in Maple Valley
Person #2: I freaking hate that place.
Maple Valley by BrookieWookie November 14, 2011