twitter hound 

1) A person who ridiculously large amounts of time sending ridiculously large numbers of tweets.
2)A person who floods your email with meaningless tweets everyday.
3)A person who tweets all the time.

Can you believe this guy? He has sent out over a thousand tweets today. What a twitter hound.

twitter hound by livin large 2 October 4, 2011

Twitterbator

One who derives satisfaction from stroking their ego via excessive tweeting.

Johnny's a SERIOUS twitterbator, the guy tweets constantly.

Twitterbator by KittieQuinlan July 27, 2012

Twatterblogger

A blog written and maintained by a sarcastic yet inciteful Cyber-Mistress whom embraces the absurdity of making a living in such a sexual field but finds it highly improper and usually never shows her twat but loves to tease and keeps an equally tantalizing blog of her endeavors. She also gets off on and enjoys denying it (further empowering and establishing her dominance) (Cyber- Mistress could be interchangeable with Cyber-Dom).

"Mistress Twatter wrote a educational, sexy yet hilarious blog post yesterday that made me get a full raging boner/drenched my panties while I laughed out loud simataniously, she's such a twatterblogger."

Twatterblogger by MistressTwatter July 31, 2012

twitter fright 

The fear that your tweet isn't worthy of sending

I was about to tweet about what I had for breakfast but I ended up getting twitter fright

twitter fright by nocando August 2, 2012

Twitter Crash 

When a famous or influential person tweets a link to a website, causing the site to crash because of the massive flow of internet traffic that insues.

Usually this will only happen to websites that don't recieve a substantial amount of traffic, since their servers aren't ready for hundreds upon thousands of visitors coming to their site.

Why can't I click on this link that this actor just sent out? I guess we must have Twitter crashed the site.

I didn't even know I could Twitter crash my own website! I guess I have a lot of followers!

Twitter Crash by The JOJ October 7, 2012

twitterant 

A rant on twitter, usually stretching out over multiple tweets and often branching into pissing matches with people who reply.

Jake went on a twitterant after reading that racist asshole's website.

twitterant by mat_catastrophe January 8, 2013

Twitter Chicken 

When two people want to follow each other on twitter but neither is willing to do it first

"I can't follow him. He has to follow me first."
"Dude, stop playing twitter chicken and just follow the guy!"

Twitter Chicken by reidromance June 17, 2013