twat hound

Variation of playboy or poon hound. Often used to describe a man in wolf mode.

You ol twat hound you.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

twathammock

Vulgar slang used to describe a woman's knickers, or especially a thong.

Hammock : ham·mock n.
A hanging, easily swung length of canvas or heavy netting suspended between two trees or other supports and used as a seat or bed.


Twat : twat n.
Vulgar Slang. The vulva. (in this case, the hammcoked parts are the Labia Majora, or in extreme circumstances Minora too)

A Hammock for the Twat.

Perfect.

"Her twathammock was too thin for such an excitable girl, and soon folded into the abyss"

by bmr May 11, 2004

Twatatized

so fixated or mesmerized on a twat (vagina)

damnnnnn when she took off her clothes i was twatatized

by Hopex343 September 30, 2006

twangdoodle

guitar, or bass guitar (possibly any stringed instrument that you pluck the strings)

wanna play with my twangdoodle?

by Ronen Boyer October 4, 2006

twatocks

a person who the word twat could not decribe them as they are worse than that. Twatocks is at least two twats, maybe 3.

the lead singer of the scissor sisters. what a twatocks

by cky211 May 24, 2007

twatska

A Polish twat. see twat

Did you see the dirty look she just gave me? What a fucking twatska!

by Stefka February 23, 2008

twatmag

another name for a porn mag

Aiden, pass us that twatmag, im off for a shit!

by donksrus August 15, 2008