What used to be a penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year and only used for peeing and the occasional masturbation session. First step to using viagra.

You have a pee-tube, that’s got to suck.

Pee-tube by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018

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Jiffy Tube

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.

Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.

Jiffy Tube by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

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jake tube

A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube

My Jake Tube is in the dishwasher.

jake tube by Jacob Tuber November 18, 2018

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Vandom TUBE

Vandom Tube is a Pakistani YouTuber who uploads random videos

Did you see Vandom Tube’s new video

Vandom TUBE by Susan Jeffery February 23, 2019

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