An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.
by SpreadingDemCheecks January 06, 2024
Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.
by papijohn November 21, 2017
You're talking about One works at a bath house hand and out tells. And sell them chick. Let's hit the door.
by Ddddddddddds February 23, 2024
by Tatters04 May 17, 2025
Tommy shay is a thoughtful person
by Llewellyn89 September 18, 2020
a disgrace to humanity. His mere existence is enough to cause pain in every living soul on this earth and make them want to shove a razer keyboard down his throat until he starts bleeding inside from his gums because of repeated and aggressive movement of the keyboard
by diaxac June 28, 2022
by Alex_bro April 20, 2022