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Madders Junk

Some say TotallyMadders Junk in the trunk is soop big he in fact needs 3 super truck trailers to carry it all. A mere act of him crossing the street has to be planned weeks in advance with city planning, traffic department, fire department, emergency reponse unit and the militairy. Legend has it that no female ever left his presence without walking out like a cowboy with tears in her eyes and a huge smile on her face.
by Infallable Word June 11, 2018
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Junk Mail

a sexual act in which one uses a mail slot as a glory hole
The lascivious postal worker reaccepted George's "junk mail".
by GILLTERONTO April 20, 2011
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Junk Bomb

A junkie. A person who is addicted to heroine/ fentanyl and is mentally unstable, not trustworthy, has no morals/dignity/respect or honor. Has no limits to their badness, nor has any common sense. And will typically rob, cheat, steal and/or swindle from anyone including their own family, friends, children, hospitals, churches/religious places of worship, ect., in order to acquire their drug of choice.
That person in front of us walking down the street, drooling and talking to themself, is a well known “junk bomb”.
by CornholioJoe September 27, 2025
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Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u
by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024
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Junk in the trunk

To have anal sex.
Hey Kevin did you and Stacy do the junk in the trunk last night?
by ChldshBrawlbino December 10, 2021
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a junk

Emily said " that boy got kicked in a junk "
by Milton poon September 29, 2013
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junk in the trunk

by SebaliMotherTrucker June 17, 2024
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