Double Duece

Flipping someone the double bird, a la Strong Bad stylie. The best way to flip someone off.

All of the Bitches deserve to be given some double duece action.

by *MICHI* August 13, 2003

double fatty

What you feel like when you have just eaten a lot of cake, or have just laid around the apartment all day.

Joe: man, i haven't gotten out of the house all day. i'm a fatty
Jeff: I haven't gotten out all day and I ate a whole birthday cake. I'm a double fatty.

by Peyton Taylor February 15, 2006

double tap

to hit the trigger twice

Osama Bin Laden knows all about the double tap.

by uberdoubergooeyboners May 03, 2011

double-dare

The first counter of a dare. Can only be countered by a triple-dog-dare.

Not to be confused with the television show "Double Dare", as the TV show lacks a hyphen.

A: I dare you to dance with Noreen.

B: Well, I double-dare you to dance with Noreen.

by Rodney Basil November 03, 2003

double decker double wide

known as a gigantic tour bus

Will work for my double decker double wide.

~Keller Williams

by Twin Dick June 25, 2010

Double Docker

1. A penis long enough that it can penetrate both the vagina and the cervix.

2. In anal sex, a penis long enough that it can penetrate both the Anus and the Houston Valves.

Note: If you're a dumb shit who can't figure out what the Houston Valves are, please consult Google.

Black Guy: Double Docker

White Guy: Docker ... hits the G-spot

Asian Guy: No Docker ... she can't even feel it inside her.

by LordofWales August 09, 2010

Double Cough

The uncontrollable series of coughs that come after you take a big swag of your hard unmixed liquor.

A: You can tell Johnnys pretty drunk already.
B: How so?
A: No double cough.

by ihatecoloredfolk August 28, 2010