switchfoot

l33tong band, anyone who don't like them are either gay or were refused their mothers titty as a youngster

Fred: hello i am kuni cos i dont like switchfoot
Jiminy: I agree whole heartedly my african american brother.

by Tom March 9, 2005

switcher

A swinger. In Europe a someone who switches is the same as someone who swings.

If someone asks "Do you want to switch?" It means switch partners. Hence they might be a switcher.

by DC350 November 1, 2007

switch

the end result after unprotected sexual activity between a brother and sister (given the sister had been inseminated), an inbred

Your uncle is your dad...you're a switch.

by gkhkguyl November 20, 2010

big enough to go bear hunting with a switch

when theres a kid so big on your football team that u have to point that out to him.

Matulich, you're big enough to go bear hunting with a switch!!! now get angry!

by PeteMat March 3, 2009

Switch Hitter

When he or she maturbates with there non dominate hand.

its hard to be a switch hitter.

by David Mertoff November 22, 2010

switchblade soccer

The game of soccer, played using the standard rules, but only when Latin or European immigrants are participating. Brought on by the unusally large number of deaths resulting from riots at "futbol" games in these countries.

Nick: I was driving past the fields and a bunch of Mexicans were playing a game of switchblade soccer. I got out of there as fast as I could!

Matt: Dude, that was a close one!

by Nat Light July 24, 2007

shity smittie

when a friend deficates in his/her pants because they were to lazy to go to a restroom.

you suck man, why did you pull a shity smittie and ruin the camping trip?

by Arthur F. July 29, 2007