idaho sunrise

When you blackout on Xan and you get woke with your peepee in a girls vagina and it comes out pruny

Robby: why you sad bro?
Kyle: Dude I woke up with an idaho sunrise

Robby:... oof

by Jayhawk13591 August 14, 2017

Baked Submission

A baked good is stuffed into the person's mouth while they are taking it in the ass until they tap out.

My girl was horny and hungry. So I hit he with the baked submission!

by A_Small_Indian_Boy April 19, 2018

Mississippi Sunrise

When you perform sexual intercourse with a partner while watching college game day.

Hey babe, get up, gameday is on. It’s time for a Mississippi sunrise

by lance November 13, 2017

pineapple suprise

A grenade

Soldier 1: hello

Soldier 2: PINEAPPLE SUPRISE
Soldier 1: Ohhh fuck
Soldier 2: haha you retarded piece of shit! You’ve got no legs!
Soldier 1: AAAAUUUGAAAAHHHAHAAAAHHHHH

by Eatshityouuglyducklookinfuck December 3, 2017

dark sunrise

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed with two african american male escorts with little money for patronage.

John seems of Saturday he must’ve had a dark sunrise this morning, hes broke.

by nebjeb February 6, 2018

Spicey Sunrise

A blow job first thing in the morning given with a mouth full of Tabasco.

Salley gave Walter a spicey sunrise to start their valentines day weekend.

by Dirtycal February 15, 2018

Frosted Sunrise

When you wake up to a man cumming on your face.

He wasn’t normally a morning person, but who doesn’t love to start the day with a frosted sunrise?!

by HirsutePursuit May 18, 2018