Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.

It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"

by word nerdz August 20, 2019

split jerk

When you caress a males testicles and jerk him off at the same time.

Bethany gives a good split jerk!

by Boxlova October 22, 2020

The Dirty Banana Split

Where the guy deep throats your dildo while you put cherries up his ass and fuck him with a frozen banana. Later he will take a shit seeing the cherries and banana.

He saw the after math in the toilet from the dirty banana split.

by dixandducks3151 June 22, 2021

Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020

Split hot dog bun

When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.

The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.

by jamnx May 3, 2011

split screen lurker

A split screen video where you watch a person (split screen lurker) watching a viral video. .

Sometimes making comments, or just watching.

: Where’s the original viral video? I wanna see it without the split screen lurker in the way., it’s never funny.

: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.

by Keith02k March 20, 2024

Dragon Splitting

A slur made up by western imperialists made to supress Asians in Hypixel Skyblock.

I fucking hate Dragon Splitting because I am Asian and Hypixel with bad server will always lag me back.

by TheA0o4o2 March 20, 2024