Butt hole spicy

Something so spicy that when you poop your butt hole is on fire.

Damn, that was butt hole spicy.

by FlyingKitty February 1, 2019

Spicy for a real one

actually spicy and hot af
usually used to describe mr krabs
tea

Harry: ooo look at that sexy crustacean!
Louis: Harry we’re on a date! Stop looking over there!
Harry: but he’s spicy for a real one

by lolurnotashotasmycrush March 21, 2019

Spicy noodle situation

A situation in which a person grows unwanted affection for someone when they it's bad for them

Increasing love for somebody who you know is toxic for your mental health

- a spicy noodle situation

by LankyAsianbro February 17, 2018

Spicy tuna roll

When you eat a bunch of spicy food like Cheetos or peppers and then go down on a woman.

Guy: Gave my old lady a spicy tuna roll last night.

Guy 2: you deserve to die for that.

by iAteAWalrusLastNight December 14, 2021

spicy meat closet

A Vagina with one or more STD's

"You really dont wanna get with her, I hear shes got a spicy meat closet"

by Sour Jeremy February 27, 2022

Spicy Slice of Joe

When a liquid in a coffee mug hits rather hard, can be almost anything including: Coffee, Bourbon/Whiskey, Chocolate Milk, Water, etc. Freshly made coffee is the most common spicy slice, but once again it can be nearly any liquid as long as it goes hard..

As per the "Spicy Slice of Joe Podcast"

"Hey Lee, want to come over for spicy slice of joe?"

by SpicyJoeSlicer April 3, 2022

California spicy roll

When you put hot sauce on your cock and fling it around to make a mess

"You were so drunk last night, you gave the party a california spicy roll"

by Roughrid3r73 June 30, 2017