iAteAWalrusLastNight's definitions

Spicy tuna roll

When you eat a bunch of spicy food like Cheetos or peppers and then go down on a woman.

Guy: Gave my old lady a spicy tuna roll last night.

Guy 2: you deserve to die for that.

by iAteAWalrusLastNight December 14, 2021

dyslexitism

A combination between dyslexia and autism, resulting in tongue twisting letters and/or words on accident. A person with Dyslexitism does not have to be a diagnosed autistic or dyslexic individual.

Example 1:
Mom: Grab me a psoon please Ja- Dani- I mean Fredrick?

Fredrick: Honey, your Dyslexitism is showing.

Example 2:

Kid: I used to call star's "tsar's" and spider's "spider's".
Therapist: I see, sounds like you had Dyslexitism. Nice to see you grew out if it.

by iAteAWalrusLastNight July 20, 2021