Shark

A lawyer.

"When you choose a career in law, you'll hear jokes that some lawyers are shark. At first don't be pissed, because truth be told, only some lawyers are sharks. Because the rest, are chums."

by Mr whiskers 2 October 4, 2012

sharkbite

While giving your partner anal, at the moment of ejaculation bite her shoulder to make things even tighter!

I cumed like the thunder when i gave the wife a sharkbite last night...

by Billy Milly August 10, 2005

Shark punch

When you uppercut a girl's pussy out of no where like when a shark pops out of the water.

"If you dont shut up ill shark punch you bitch!"

by cale and austin February 9, 2008

whale shark

Youve seen em' in local clubs, bars, and hamburger stands worldwide. A whale shark is a close relative of the mud shark. Close but no cigar. She is the heftier, more robust white woman who prefers the meat of a nigg. The way that she differs from a mud shark is that weighing 300+ lbs is not stopping her from thinking she can wear hoochie clothes. Her head is usually pumped up by black men into thinking she is gods gift to this earth. Feel free to hunt these disgusting animals.

Hey you seen that whale shark? she looked like rosie o' donnel

by jermdogg October 20, 2008

shark week

The week of the female human's menstruation.
Came into play since the sharks brain is surprisingly similar to the female uterus.

Fuck, I can't go swimming this week, it's shark week.

by alilmissmisfit August 7, 2016

Shark Gang

The Notorious street founded by Marvin aka M1 or King of Wolves and Torres aka Doomcock in Alicante, Spain established in 2015. They are with many drug and extortion charges and many others. Factors of this gang are former Bloods, Crips, LA kings and MS13 members. Estimated to have 45 million members. The sharks are the fasting growing gang in the world. The Shark gang symbol can be recognized by the four inverted fingers and raised thumb. (Finn)

Those darn Shaaarks, it was the Shark Gang.

by Adonis Parks June 8, 2018

Sarkic Cults

Sarkicism is a religious/philosophical system that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs, and spiritual practices largely based on teachings attributed to “Grand Karcist Ion”, its deified founder. Adherents practice ritual cannibalism, human sacrifice, corporeal augmentation, thaumaturgy, and dimensional manipulation. Highly secretive, the general public appears to have no direct knowledge of their existence; the one exception being the CotBG, who views them in apocalyptic terms. Organic manipulation has allowed certain Sarkicites to achieve anomalous states of being, transcending the physical limitations of baseline humans. Disease is viewed with reverence and Sarkic shrines have been discovered with offerings of swollen lymph nodes and tumorous growths. Sarkic cults treat contagions as consecration, a means to "cull the weak" and purify the masses, and thus actively seek to ensure their spread.

Yikers, those Sarkic Cults peoples are weird.

by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019