Air Skeet

The act of miming the motion of a male masturbating, and continuing said act with the motions of hypothetically projectile-ejaculating towards a specific target.

...did you just air skeet at me?

by Fiaro October 29, 2010

Skeet weld

The act of using ones seminal fluid as an adhesive.

Bro, see that chick over there? Eric told me he skeet welded her to his bed last night.

by Matt_DII August 3, 2016

Skeet Slapped

To slap someone in the face with a used condom.

Jimmy got Skeet Slapped by Robby after he poked his girl.

by NORCALSTONER June 28, 2011

Girl Skeet

a girl having a orgasm
''brother i'm gonna cum''

''brother i'm gonna cum/ Skeet} ''
skeetGirl meaning a ejaculation.
A-ahh im gonna girl skeet my dude

by ᖘιɛ#7950 July 20, 2020

skeet sling

When you have some jizz on your hand and you flick or sling it off

Bae: Shit I have some cum on my hand babe

Brah: Hit the ole skeet sling

Bae: yeet

by Jimmy Orangeblossom July 15, 2016

Fanboy Skeet

The mysterious substances, stains and splotches that can be sometimes found in/on used video games, video game instruction manuals and video game cases.

I wanted to borrow Modern Warfare 2 from him, but there was so much Fanboy Skeet on the disc that it'd take turpentine to clean the stains off.

by Dr. Funktopus December 22, 2009

beet skeet

To be hella boring/lame/overdone

"Man, this party is beet skeet"

by fagx346456 September 2, 2006