shoppers shoulder 

When your shoulder becomes numb or hurt while carrying something on it, usually happening while shopping.

At the mall-
Maddie- "OMG, my shoulder hurts so freakin' bad, this bag is hella heavy!"

Taylor- "Guuuurl, you have shoppers shoulder!"

shoppers shoulder by singer201998 June 18, 2010

Pong Shoulder 

Soreness in the shoulder from winning to many games of beer pong in a row. Can also be caused by not warming up for an intense game of beer pong or beer pong tournament.

Corey started getting pong shoulder when he won ten games of beer pong in a row.

Pong Shoulder by Cappietan January 8, 2012

brown shoulders 

Someone who is way beyond brown-nosing. When an employee's nose is so far up the boss' ass, his shoulders get browned.

I thought terry the receptionist was a brown-nosing git. Then I heard he took the boss' dog to the groomer on his own lunch break and bought it a new collar with his own money. Brown shoulders!

brown shoulders by Yugemos September 23, 2013

Pork Shoulder 

A sexual act wherein one partner, after application of copious amounts of lubrication to their armpit/s, keeps their arm to their side while a male partner porks their armpit. This act, while typically performed from backside, can be exectued as a front side maneuver and the resulting explosion may be relieved in the Porker's face.

Louk; I made a pork shoulder last night.
Tanr; Was it saucy?

Pork Shoulder by Zuppamon January 25, 2019

Stinky shoulder 

When you are carrying a girl on your shoulders and she farts.

Yo Angelo, stacy gave me a stinky shoulder at the concert last night

Stinky shoulder by miki_kimi123 February 23, 2020

Muppet shoulders 

Swinging ones entire upper torso in order to look in a direction.

Pete had Muppet shoulders when his name was called from across the room.

Muppet shoulders by Waffle Supreme September 2, 2020

I shouldn’t have asked 

When you say something, then immediately regret that

Me(getting close to but not passing grades): Can I have an Oculus Quest 2?
My mom: Nope. Not with you failing.
My mind: I shouldn’t have asked and now I hate myself.

I shouldn’t have asked by RedUnderscore February 26, 2021