Tool Shed

The ultimate tool keeper. A tool shed is the evolved version of a tool box. Why? She has way to many tools to have just a box, infact a tool shed may have 3 or 4 tool boxes inside their tool shed. And who knows what other mechanical wonders she has in there!!!

A tool shed is a girl who has had sexual intercourse with a phenomenal amount of the men (tools) shes been using.

Convo between 2 girls:

Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"

Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"

by Henry McByrd April 24, 2009

seedeater

A term of endearment referring to a tall friend who does percussion.

Scotty is tall and does percussion. Scotty is SUCH a seedeater. How's the weather up there, Scotty?

by Free Cake Day January 12, 2011

watering the seed

The process of urinating inside the ass or vagina after ejaculating inside the receptive partner.

Planting a seed in soil a gardener needs to water the seed for it to take root.

After Mike bred me he decided to finish by watering the seed.

by Blake Evans May 23, 2018

seedywobble

When Adam Tomita smacks an east Russian she-male after having crazy butt sex with him/her.

Adam, I heard you seedywobbled that bitch.
P.S. He's done it before.

by balls January 25, 2005

sheddie

a person who enjoys creating a comfortable space within an outbuilding (shed); not only for working on projects but a place to enjoy a pint and some darts as well

All that sheddie does is drink beer by his woodstove and play darts.

by Rick Wolf April 29, 2008

Keep it in the shed

When someone says or does something that makes you either pause. Or makes you feel creeped out or awkward.

"Hey why dont you lick my dick man"

"Whoa whoa keep it in the shed!"

by Andeeeeee November 10, 2007

Plant the seed

When a woman sucks a guys dick and the guy before coming violently shoves his dick in her ass and violently cums in her ass

Man i did the plant the seed with Mia last night

by KINGOFNOTHIN March 16, 2020