by Lou B. October 17, 2008
A potent discharge of blended sweet nectars secreting from the anoosial cavity;
projecting erratic flashes of fecal matter to stream line through the anal or anoosial portal at a high rate of speed. Certain angles of the discharge may be altered
when discharging the sharteque sauce due to rumple like creases of the anoose.
The initial burst of sharteque sauce can cause temporary paralysis to ones lower half of the body
And can cause a temporary reformation of the anoosial portal given the pressure of the discharge and thickness of the core anoosial gland from which the sauce derives.
Keep Sharteque Sauce away from mouth and eyes. If contact with eyes occurs, immediately flush eyes with water. Do not use if you have open wounds, cuts or sores that are present, unless specifically directed by the prescribing physician. HARMFUL OR FATAL IF SWALLOWED WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
projecting erratic flashes of fecal matter to stream line through the anal or anoosial portal at a high rate of speed. Certain angles of the discharge may be altered
when discharging the sharteque sauce due to rumple like creases of the anoose.
The initial burst of sharteque sauce can cause temporary paralysis to ones lower half of the body
And can cause a temporary reformation of the anoosial portal given the pressure of the discharge and thickness of the core anoosial gland from which the sauce derives.
Keep Sharteque Sauce away from mouth and eyes. If contact with eyes occurs, immediately flush eyes with water. Do not use if you have open wounds, cuts or sores that are present, unless specifically directed by the prescribing physician. HARMFUL OR FATAL IF SWALLOWED WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
"Hey guy's did you see the game last night"?
"Donovan Mcnabb got sacked so many times by the Cowboys line, I think I saw some sharteque sauce ooze out of his uni". "Yea he Sucks worse than Tony Romo"
"Donovan Mcnabb got sacked so many times by the Cowboys line, I think I saw some sharteque sauce ooze out of his uni". "Yea he Sucks worse than Tony Romo"
by El Trutay November 04, 2009
Doug: "Hey man, we missed you last night, what happened to you?"
Chuck: "Sorry bro, I was sloppin the sauce on Jenny's mom.
Chuck: "Sorry bro, I was sloppin the sauce on Jenny's mom.
by Jennys Dad June 19, 2009
by Tehmastar September 21, 2006
Sweet sauce similar to bar-b-que sauce typically served with fried chicken wings at chinese take out joints in da'hood.
While speaking through a little hole in bullet proof glass at the all night chinese joint, "Yo I want six wings fried extra hard with mumbo sauce".
by Jam November 22, 2003
Used instead of overused words like sick, tight, sweet, etc.
Not everything can be Dirt sauce though, it must be earned and saved for special cases
Not everything can be Dirt sauce though, it must be earned and saved for special cases
Dude that chicks gotta dirt sauce ass
ha yeaaa dude i'll giver some dirt sauce
or
man Ortiz had a dirt sauce game today but Manny still weak saucing it up
ha yeaaa dude i'll giver some dirt sauce
or
man Ortiz had a dirt sauce game today but Manny still weak saucing it up
by gunzoid November 28, 2006
Sauce is an action word that describes when someone has just taken a sip of a beverage and a friend makes them laugh at that exact same moment and the beverage is then spit back out creating a very fine spittle sauce. This usually happens while friends are enjoying food at a table; thus the term 'sauce'.
Aimee was telling me the funniest story about something that happened to her while she was on holiday right when I took a fresh sip of my mojito; I sauced all over the table!
by Jena6 April 09, 2011