An amazing lifetime where an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well with drugs, sex, alcohol, or any self-destructing device you could find.
DUDE 1: HOW IS LIFE?
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!
by Mr.Trickstir June 1, 2025
Get the A lifetime with Rachel Jonesmug. A very special girl, but is on a rocky road. Into drugs and alcohol yet is the life of the party. A so-so person to be around. Laughs alot, but eventually annoys the crap out of anyone around her for prolonged periods of time. She does in fact attract a lot of men and women because she is mami herself, buttt eventually they see her true colors, the zesty rainbow. I love Rachel though, don’t get me wrong. If one walks into your life, it’s okay. You may be scared at first, but if you give her enough anti depressants, she is manageable.
Do you see that pregnant woman? It must be Rachel hammack, she has a fat baby bump, but she is a skinny legend still.
by muffin bean June 9, 2024
Get the Rachel Hammackmug. An actress who's a bonafide mean girl, is anti-Semitic, narcissistic, entitled, bitchy, self-righteous, childish, sexist, bratty, and rude. Her lack of talent and terrible personality make period cramps and Mondays look like fun. She really gives Karen vibes.
Rachel Zegler will get offended when you tell her about her flaws because she thinks she's perfect. I, however, when mine are pointed out, will say: Welp, not much I can do about some of them since I'm stuck with some of them for life.
I could make a better Snow White than her.
I could make a better Snow White than her.
by Failurebitch March 7, 2025
Get the Rachel Zeglermug. Girlfriend : How does the food taste?
Boyfriend: This shit is GOOD, like Rachel Ray good! Will you marry me?
Boyfriend: This shit is GOOD, like Rachel Ray good! Will you marry me?
by OmahaGirl89 February 25, 2012
Get the Rachel Ray goodmug. A Rachel is the pure essence of swag. They are uncompareable, they stand out from the masses because of their absolute raw sex appeal. If you know a Rachel, hide your boyfriend, daddy, your brother, hell hide your grandpa too because she's comin for them.
by Gapingpenishole December 30, 2021
Get the Rachelmug. by Rivara Ashla September 21, 2023
Get the Rachelmug. It's a large black strap on use in tandem with a and a frog named salad give the horse to vitamins give it to a horse okay yeah it is Venezuela it is a fun fancy freedom that you have to give to a midget named Greg. On his third birthday here's your mother and Saturday is your day and take off your whitey tighties Uncle dad.
The midget came home after Rachel pegging and he smiled about his uncle who also Rachel pegged all weekend so put a smile on your face and have a Rachel pegan day.
by Thunderdome Kingdom 22 May 1, 2021
Get the Rachel peggingmug.