What a homosexual male asks another male if they would like to come over to their place and have gay sex.
Brian: Hey Zane, you want to watch netflix and pool.
Zane: I would love to put my balls in your pocket.
Zane: I would love to put my balls in your pocket.
by SaltyShade January 14, 2016
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The kids, being your lumps of joy, the pool being yo-...
Nevermind. The pool can be whatever you want it to be.
...Preferably Vanilla Ice.
The kids, being your lumps of joy, the pool being yo-...
Nevermind. The pool can be whatever you want it to be.
...Preferably Vanilla Ice.
"Hey man I'll be right back i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool."
"Oh nuts dude you have kids?!"
"If everything goes as planned, I won't for much longer."
"Oh nuts dude you have kids?!"
"If everything goes as planned, I won't for much longer."
by Ballsacteabaghard. December 21, 2007
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An American YouTuber, journalist, and political commentator most well known for his coverage of the Occupy Wall Street protests in 2011 and his appearance on the Joe Rogan experience. He is also known the beanie he wears at all times and legends say that under his beanie is either an infinite amount of beanies.
Dude 1: Tim pool is a fine journalist and he's rather fair in his judgement and commentary.
Dude 2: Cool, but what's under his beanie?
Dude 1: (Stabs Dude 2) No one must ever know or question it.
Dude 2: Cool, but what's under his beanie?
Dude 1: (Stabs Dude 2) No one must ever know or question it.
by Roberto Steve July 31, 2019
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1) The area that is the shallowest depths of insertion of the unsheathed phallus allowed by a female who, while not hesitant to have sex with you, is hesitant to face the worst consequences of carrying through.
2) The defined court of play for a heterosexual game of sexual chicken (winner is determined by who is the first to call for the condom)
1) The area that is the shallowest depths of insertion of the unsheathed phallus allowed by a female who, while not hesitant to have sex with you, is hesitant to face the worst consequences of carrying through.
2) The defined court of play for a heterosexual game of sexual chicken (winner is determined by who is the first to call for the condom)
She didn't want any guppies, so she kept him confined to the wading pool until it was time to put his swim cap on.
or
She did not want to bear his children; he did not want her herpes. They called the game of sexual chicken a draw as he withdrew himself from the wading pool.
or
She did not want to bear his children; he did not want her herpes. They called the game of sexual chicken a draw as he withdrew himself from the wading pool.
by alliedfarces November 2, 2011
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