phantom burps 

when you can smell a "burp," through your computer

she had phantom burps. he could sense the level of how disgusting the burps were

phantom burps by ironfinn November 6, 2023

Phantom Tax 

Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"

Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.

Your so phantom tax, your so skibbidy!

Phantom Tax by Pandacous December 1, 2023

Phantom nut 

When you cum but no cum leaves you penis

Bro me and that cute bitch were fucking all night to the point I started phantom nuting

Phantom nut by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023

phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.

"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."

phantom jerk by BenWyss December 7, 2023

Phantom's revenge 

When someone jerks you off from behind while you are in the middle of performing "The Phantom".

I can't believe that homeless guy gave me a Phantom's Revenge while I was doing The Phantom on my date in the alley last night!.

Phantom's revenge by MR WRENCH December 16, 2023

Phantom System 

A rip-off of the NES console from Brazil that was popular in its home country.

Man, people from places other than Brazil have never heard of Phantom System.

Phantom System by BiggestPizzaInTheWorld January 11, 2024

Phantom Fuck 

When a woman with ADHD visualizes a cock inside her rather than using a man or dildo.

After looking at all those pictures, I swear it’s like he was really there. And he phantom fucked the shit outta me!

Phantom Fuck by EagerEscapist January 14, 2024