Titty cock

When a female's nipples become abnormaly large and pointy.

Those titty cocks are popin outta her shirt! Lookit those titty cocks!

by Ben March 08, 2004

Titty Tamale

(Noun). An apparatus of intercourse involving the breasts and the erect penis, while both the breasts and the penis are wrapped in a warm moist towelette.

Just like a real tamale, hot sauce is optional yet it does bring out the flavor. However, your local male prostitute will probably add an extra $1.50 for hot sauce.

1) Dude, can I borrow a few moist towelettes and bottles of salsa, it's going to be a long night at work and I can guarantee most of my clients will want titty tamales

2) Dude, Candi gave me titty tamale last night; ONLY TREE-FITTY!!

3) Broham, somone gave me a titty tamale last night...I'm not sure how I feel about it...

by Titty Tamale 69 February 09, 2008

sticky titties

Molded, breast-like, cupped forms made of either silicone or fabric which magically stick to your boobs and clasp together in the middle. Similar to a strapless bra but there is no back. They can be adjusted closer or further together for maximum cleavage. The most fabulous invention. E.V.E.R.

Ashley, you know that dress I couldn't wear because of the whole "bra issue"? Check it out - I'm wearing sticky titties!

by winegirly April 20, 2006

pancake titties

Breasts that are so fuckin flabby and droopy that they look like pancakes.

Dseeamn you'll need to add some butter and syrup to lick that stupid cunt's nasty ass pancake titties!

by yo March 11, 2003

titty twister

Pain! Especially if you:
A- a woman whose period is fast approaching
B- a really, really fat dude
Executed by grabbing your foe's nipple and twisting it with all your might. If done successfully, the foe usually ends up crying like a titty-baby.

My friend Marin broke up with her boyfriend after he gave her a titty twister durning sex.

by RatchetBoo October 25, 2003

floppy titties

Large breasts most of the time on an obese woman or woman approximately over the age of 50.

A 300 lbs. woman who is 60 years old would most likely have floppy titties.

by Young One Who Likes Big Ones August 25, 2006

bigass titties

Exclamation of joy and excitement; Especially in instance of extreme impending awesomeness. First referenced in the film Tropic Thunder

Bigass Titties!

by That Bitch Iyellow March 26, 2009