racing his mule

masturbate

John's wife walked into the bathroom and caught him racing his mule

by amadding July 13, 2008

Autobahn Drag Race

When two people race to lick a man from the bottom of his ballsack to the top of his ass crack.

Katie and Hector were neck and neck for most of that Autobahn Drag Race.

by TheHoagie July 02, 2016

green light race

The momment you pull up to a red light and the person next to you revs there engine and looks at you. Its a race when the light turns green. The races typically ends when...
-someone has died
-you see a cop
-your forced to slow down (raceing may resume at a later stop light)
-your car has blown the head gasket

"dude that guys just revved....hold on let me put on my seat belt"

"why are you putting your seat belt on?"

"you have to race him dude...its a green light race its not up to me..sorry.., its in the bible bro!"

by 2004Mustangsaleen June 05, 2007

race fuck the city

Term coined by Larry to describe what happens when he gets angry.

Usage: "You won't like me when I'm angry. I'll race fuck the city." - Larry

by ActuallyLarry August 20, 2014

race queen

a slut/ho/shitbag bitch who services guys in the pits.

when Schumacher took a pit stop, some race queen offered to take his member. He slapped her good.

by dick fitswell August 23, 2003

Critical Race Theory

The latest “bogeyman” for conservatives.

Conservative: Now I have noet the closest idea as to what critical race theory is, but I sure as hell HATE ITZ GUTTZZZ!!!!!

by Spicyspectrum July 21, 2021

Critical Race Theory

A tactic used by many African Americans that ignores their own culture and their inability to maintain a stable functioning society. They view everything through a racial perspective.

The critical race theory is taught in schools today and the scary fact is that the Democrats are all for it.

by MrTrayBorrosInCo January 16, 2022