midget

A man of small stature...

...Thomas Brock Jones

Guy 1: Holy shit that dude's a midget!

Guy 2: Yea He's like a little Brock Jones

by NG-6 February 22, 2008

Madge

the face that is made when you laugh but no sound comes out- the laugh is completely unexpected. These moments are often caught on camera, but never "tagged" on facebook because you look hideous. Made famous by the website madgeparty.com

Dude 1: "Man, Jacob was so funny last night that I had madge face all night!"

Dude 2: "Better go untag yourself bro."

Girl 1: "Man, Anne Hathaway totally madged at Kirk Douglas' jokes."

Girl 2: "Best part of the Oscars."

by Eehayjay April 6, 2011

midget

a person that eats ur pie and ur cookies and ur brain!!! someone u need to kill!!! they are evil!!!

kill that midget its evil!!!

by midget hater June 6, 2005

midget

a short person, under 4 foot 10 inches, prefer being called a dwarf,(not that we care), like to kick butts,very annoying

all the little midgets around the world are gathering to figure out how to kick butts the easiest- watch out world- here come the midgets!!!!!!!!

by lalalala May 7, 2005

slippery midget

When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.

"Yo, we took Kenny yesterday and gave him a Slippery Midget and he shot across the lake."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

midget pains

the pain that midgets feel cuz their small, or, a very annoying pain in the leg area

i bet that midget on jackass gets sum major midget pains

by kennyc August 3, 2007

Midge-hog

A uber sexy male. Who is well endowed. Often called Gary.

Aaaaaw wouldnt mind tapping that midge-hog!

by LAN84 May 31, 2007