mallard

Slang word for cannabis/marijuana commonly used in the counties of Hampshire and Surrey.

Commonly used by students or former students of private schools

The word mallard is derived from the distinctive "green" of the male mallard duck's head

The word mallard can be combined with a number of words used for groups on animals in order to denote weight.

These are:

Flock(8thoz) School (1/4oz) Pack (1/2oz) Litter(1oz)

This sytem of weights is easily remembered by the phrase fucking stupid pikey loser.

"hey mate, have you got any mallards for this weekend?"
"not sure how many do you need?"
"If you could get us out a School would be much appreciated"
"Should do that will be about 40 spond ok?"
"Nice one"

example 2
"you been duck hunting?"
"yeah mate, got a brace of the buggers"
"have you seen a flock of them?"
"Sure thing, give us a ring later"

by ?fruit February 13, 2013

Miller

a sunny but mean gym teacher with a dry sense of humer

miller makes us run lines

by Cookies/ Playboy March 29, 2010

dusty miller

When you fart into someones mouth and they inhale deeply.

Jen gave Nick a dusty miller last night.

by Brendon L. May 15, 2008

millage

Dales way of measuring two chain sizes on his float.

That one chain is the same as the other.

by Who needs them. July 11, 2004

Milgar

This mystical hybrid of a cougar and MILF, is know for there skills in hunting and magic. This rare breed feeds on innocent males ranging between 25-35 and frequently hunt near pubs. Never seen in the same hunting ground twice these cats aren’t territorial but are very protective of their cubs. Once placed on the endangered species list in the 1990s these beautiful creatures have been thriving near record populations because of massive poaching of MILFs and Cougars in the early 2000s.

Famous Milgar(s) - Demi Moore (captured); Bridget Moynahan; Elin Nordegren; Denise Richards

Man, I was out at the grocery store and saw a milgar teaching her cubs survival skills.

by BADmeetsEV1L February 28, 2011

Millage

millennial rage outrage

The millage over the fat shaming of Lizzo was typical of this generation’s proclivity for outrage.

by Knockum December 13, 2019

Milla

Its a person, (90% of the time a girl) that is named Milla. She is that person in your friend group that always talks about her ethnical food. She's not always that smart but she has her moments once in a blue moon. They make a lot of jokes at 3 am. She also plays a lot of Minecraft and other video games though they are dogshit at them and are a garbage imposter in among us. Milla is a shithead dumbass stupid fucking troglodyte as well. Idk what else to put here. Filler filler filler. (Insert funny shit here)

Milla is a shithead dumbass stupid fucking troglodyte

by Milla's friend ya boi September 27, 2020