Side hug

A slick maneuver by males in positions of authority used whenever a female subordinate comes in for a full frontal embrace in an effort to avoid charges being pressed.

Judge: Is it true Mr. Smith that you and Mrs. Jones greeted each other with an embrace?

Mr. Smith: No your honor. Mrs. Jones would come in for the embrace but I would counter with the side hug.

Judge: Case dismissed

by Knockum August 06, 2014

Millage

millennial rage outrage

The millage over the fat shaming of Lizzo was typical of this generation’s proclivity for outrage.

by Knockum December 13, 2019