milk bath

when your milk looks a little green and dirty, you need to give it a milk bath! steps to do so -

1. look for milk in fridge
2. see milk and it looks dirty
3. take milk to bathroom and give bath - like its a dog.

(you must give it a bath out of the cartin though)
4. grab a towel and boom! you have no milk, now dad needs to go to the store to get milk and never come back. it's all your fault

CHILD: DAD! WE NEED MILK. I GAVE OUR MILK A MILK BATH.
DAD: this is my chance to leave you poor people. CYA!

by obsessd with your parents. October 21, 2021

Milk truck

A chick with huge tits. Also a famous line for Indian men trying to hit on chicks on the internet.

Wow look a those jugs milk truck arrived! Open cloth and show vagene baby

by blumpkin25 February 28, 2022

Milk Cows

Very large female breasts.

Breast that look like there filled with milk.

Suckable breasts.

Jim: Look at sarah in this pictures

Donnald: Daym, look at those milk cows

by Saajisan March 17, 2010

rice and milk

When your mom says shes going to buy only two things but she comes home with 32 bags of groceries

"Our house is filled with grocery bags!"
"Mom bought rice and milk"

by Jamekingdon08 April 20, 2016

Milk stain

When you cum on clothing and its there the next day

"Hey girl is that a milk stain"

by Freakyblackguy May 23, 2016

milk mustache

a trail of seamen on a girls upper lip

she blew me until I gave her the ole milk mustache.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

milk carton

to dissappear or to make someone dissappear. To leave without a trace.

I could not get to the bottom of things so I found it necessary to milk carton.

by nick May 9, 2005