Machine Gun Kelly

Machine Gun Kelly is Eminem's bitch

Machine Gun Kelly diss track
You sound like a bitch, bitch
Shut the fuck up
When your fans become your haters
You done?
Fuck, your beard's weird

by fhwhshbs November 21, 2020

machine gun

a type of weapon. machine guns first appeared in world war I and revolutionized warfare, leading to the invention of tanks. machine guns are subdivided into light machine guns and heavy machine guns (the former can be used and carried by a single person while the latter is mounted and has to be used by a crew).

machine guns enabled a single soldier to kill a whole group of other songles in a few seconds.

by Awesome McAwesome October 29, 2007

tits machine

An awesome vehicle. A behemoth in spirit but not necessarily in size.
The greatest car/plane/boat/thing you have ever driven.

The B52 was a real tits machine!

Nissan skyline, now that's a tits machine!

My cousins boat is a tits machine!

The neighbours kid has this fisher price push-kart that is a real tits machine!

by Fox JK August 15, 2006

Venting machine

The only stupid person who answers the phone at 2 A.M. to listen to your so called problems.

Pablo: Dude you look like shit. Mando: Did'nt sleep last night. I was venting machine, again.

by D.L.M July 28, 2011

Slot Machine

It is where you shove an unwrapped roll of quarters in your partner's ass and

then have anal sex with them.

"Man, I just slot machined that hoe. She was shitting change fo weeks."

by DCexcel January 7, 2010

Machine gun farts

Loud, short, independent farts in rapid succession. fart, pass gas, poot, rip one, silent but deadly

My bunk mate must have had some bad tacos because he ripped machine gun farts all night long.

by joecoolthefool May 6, 2016

Whore-Machine

A lady who has no shame and is happy to be treated as a filthy sex object. Every hole is a goal! You wouldn't touch it unless you were really smashed, then would regret it in the morning.

Look out, here comes whore-machine! Who fancies a crack tonight?

by Stealth Shagger October 9, 2008