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steering lock

(n.) A bar that goes across the steerin wheel of a car, preventing the wheel from being turned unless the lock is unlocked.
Why are steering locks only used by people with cars not worth taking?
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
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uber lock

uber locks that you cant get out of, very strong, made up of pure 1337
guy: *puts adam in uber locks*

me: oh noes!11!!!!
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Dock Lock

Similar to the act of space docking, however once person A places his foreskin over person B helmet, person B stretches his foreskin back over person A 'locking' him in.
I've just been Dock Locked, you've locked me in Sydney
by mukinfagic September 30, 2008
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CAPS LOCK

Used when one wants to emphasize something. When something is REALLY something.
That's “CAPS LOCK” COOL or “CAPS LOCKCRAZY!
by Gilldog January 21, 2013
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Child Lock

When a man gets a girl pregnant on purpose, when she doesn't want to stay with him. Maybe it's a one night stand, maybe not.

So that you have that person in your life forever, or on 'Child Lock.'

This can be a specific person, or just anyone in general, so that you definitely have someone in your life for the rest of your lives.

Generally not used by a woman, as the man may just leave her as a single mom.
Man A: My girl wants to use condoms so she doesn't get pregnant, but dam I love her. I'm gonna poke holes in all of em so that she gets pregnant, then I got her forever on Child Lock.
by e-weezy October 3, 2016
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lickspittle

a flattering or servile person
by A Butler ;o) April 22, 2003
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Locke

A piece of shit that is painful and holding back true calamity that needs to be released.
Man i have a locke that just aint going away, tis painful.
by cesar romero August 1, 2009
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