Ass Licker Blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 12, 2008

monkey looker

a person that looks at another persons penis while using adjasent urinals

by the cheat March 16, 2003

girraffe Licker

When a Man Stands And a Woman Masturbates Him From A Kneeling Position. She Then Starts To Lick The Undercarrage Of His Balls. Thus Looking Like a Girraffe Licking For Leaves In A High treetop

"oooH Thats Right Baby Just There, Right There You Girraffe Licker"

by Thugz Cuny March 23, 2009

land-locked

Being unable to move for fear of someone seeing your erection

Hey Randy, want to go get some cheeseburgers?

I'm pretty land-locked right now, give me about 5 minutes.

by Melvin the Window Licker March 20, 2014

Clitty Licker

Aussie slang for a lesbian.

Clitty Licker: Hey, Kaz! Get ova hea ya clitty likah!

by Anal space sandwich June 23, 2018

Snicker Licker

A girl who has relations with black guys.

Snicker refering to their "part"

Gina only dates black guys, she is a snicker licker.

by CouchBug August 3, 2008

lockerboxing

Lockerboxing is unique to hockey. It usually takes place in the lockerroom after practices. Players often leave the bottom half of their pads (except their skates) on and take off their shoulder and elbow pads. The fight consists mostly of blows to the head.

Who's lockerboxing today?

by Patriots!!! November 18, 2010