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Bruce Lee

One of the very few people to have less than 2 percent body fat.
I wish I was as ripped as Bruce Lee was
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R. Lee Ermey

The actor who carried out the role of quite possibly the coolest film character of all time, Gunnery Sargeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket." At the drop of a dime, he could gouge your eyes out and proceed to skullfuck you. Loves the Marine Corps and his country, but can't stand subordinates who are "fucking comedians" or doughboy privates like Vincent D'Onofrio's "Gomer Pyle." For the record, never let the man find a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, for he'll have no reservations in ripping your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Ermey has also appeared in films like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call."

Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches.

Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual.
"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!"
by Nicky J September 27, 2004
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geddy lee

Born Gary Lee Weinrib

Bassist, vocalist, and keyboardist for the progressive rock group, Rush.

Born in Ontario Canada in 1955 where he played with his friend Alex Zijonivich (Lifeson)

Worked in his mother's hardware store

Basses:
Canora
Fender Precision Bass
Rickenbacker 4001
Rickenbacker 4003
Rickenbacker 4080
Fender Jazz Bass
Steinberger
Wal
Jaco Pastorius Signature Jazz Bass

Wrote lyrics for Rush on their first album, "Rush"

Distinct Cream influenced style which progressed to his signature driving A string sound with fills and bass chords
Geddy Lee was in the band Rush with Alex Lifeson and John Rutsey, but Rutsey disliked touring and had diabetes so Neil Peart came along.
by Jacob Shelton January 8, 2008
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thanks, lee

That guy who tries to top a joke that's already been made.
Lee doesn't get the comedy pyramid. There's set up, rising action, punchline. Lee keeps going after the joke's been made. Thanks, Lee.
by JormanThoad March 21, 2017
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bruce lee

the only known person that can beat chuck norris
bruce lee can kick chuck norris' ass
by destructo95 June 21, 2009
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david lee roth

Person A: I hate my new job with a passion. These drug tests are fucking intrusive and I can't smoke the herb anymore.


Person B: Well, at least you can still do some david lee roth on the weekends...that shit will be outta your system by Monday.

Person A: Fuck you, I hate cocaine.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. April 26, 2009
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The Keith Lee Effect

Popular and kind TikTok food reviewer, decider of restaurant fates.
A: "I watched Keith's video promoting small restaurant and it got pretty popular!"
B: "That's the Keith Lee effect for you."
by terribly_innaccurate March 11, 2023
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