jenky

def 1) A product that is sub standard and is usually of the poorest quality or considered low rent.

def 2) Something being just plain stupid, idiotic or wrong.

1.)Larry was wearing the jenky shoes he bought at the thrift shop.

2.)OJ trying to get back his memoribilia was the jenkiest idea he's had in a while.

by bukkake the porno clown November 22, 2007

(Insert name) Jerk Me Off!

1. Great way to confuse people when yelled randomly with someones name in front of it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it

Example 1: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!

Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!

by Cadillac C--Y March 14, 2011

jerk

Is what Ry Bleckel is when you date him and text him ily. He'll get pissed and say that you don't have a right to tell him you love him because you barely know him. Even though you've known eachother for about a year and are actually in a relationship. Then believe it or not, he'll break up with you right after and block you on all social media accounts. All because of a text message "ily."

Ex-girlfriend: "Did you hear about what Ry did last night?"
Friend: "Yes! He is such a jerk."

by Hawaii.x.bae May 14, 2015

jerk juice

the cum that seeps out of the penis before you actually ejaculate while jerking off. which is used to help in the climax in the masterbation phase.

yo I was getting dry man but thankfully I worked it out with some jerk juice

by andre April 24, 2005

jerk

In medival Europe,masturbation was considered to be on the brink of insanity. So as an insult, people would call each other "jerk-offs", and soon, jerk was enough to get the point across.

HHAA!! mY MOM CAUGHT YOU JERKIN THE GHERKIN!!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

Jerked Chicken Taco

The act of whacking one's self off whilst giving a girl face.

Person1: Man that Jerked Chicken Taco was awesome.

Person2: Eh, a little too fishy for me.

by Chimeratech Overpwn January 10, 2009

Jerk and Jump

The act of masturbating on your partners pillow -after a night of spontaneous anal sex- such that when she rolls over, the cum has an adhesive effect, allowing you to dismiss yourself freely.

Bro I tore her shit up so bad last night, I had to pull a Jerk and Jump

by ninedicksonechick May 30, 2010