Jared Taylor

A person who doesn’t know when to stop drinking. Addicted to alcohol

Can’t stop ahhh Jared Taylor

by psedonymm November 6, 2022

Jared

The best guy you will ever meet. Has a dick longer than a snake. You could tie someone up with it. The funniest person ever and dates weird girls though.

God let me fuck Jared

by ur mom is my gf January 28, 2023

Hi-Jaked

The process of being taken, schooled, taught a lesson or having something stolen from oneself in a suave or debonair fashion by a person named Jake. This usually relates to interactions with females and other social activities but can also pertain to video games, sports, an several categories of work/employment.

Not to be confused with hijacked which mainly correlates to the above listed items and a person bearing the name Jack.

"Hey, that girl is giving me the look; I think i might go and talk to her"
"Better hurry up man, I saw Jake around here and you don't want to get Hi-Jaked, it keeps happening every time one of those Jakes shows up"

by mr.nickel February 25, 2010

Jaded

This is when someone looks or feel awesome
Just like "feeling golden", one can feel jaded

Glammed up, beautify

It's also the act of making someone or something look great.

"Oh my gosh, mary looks jaded!"

"Faith's been jaded by precious "
"I'm jaded, treat me accordingly "

by Jadedprecious November 16, 2019

Jaked

adjective meaning someone who appears briefly and then takes off for long periods of time.

I wonder if he he'll be back. I hate it when he Jakes us.

by JVGR July 2, 2004

jaked

to be promised help of some sort, but not actually be provided with anything.

Jill was working on the test plan for the new program revision, but it got jaked.

Bob burnt me a copy of the data, but I got jacked, the data was corrupt.

by chakkerz July 27, 2005

Jared

An enormous faggot often over zealous about his passion for cocks and water polo. He spends most of his life in the pool, either playing with cock or balls. The fagooty way he slurps cock is bested only by his ability to lose in polo matches. He is also known to set his friends aside to eat cock or cradle balls.

Kid 1 : hey is Leonard coming?

Kid 2 : nah he's at the pool being a Jared

Or

Kid 1 : hey you wanna catch twilight?
Kid 2 : Nah sorry dude I'd rather be a Jared and suck cock by the pool than watch that.

by Jaredboy March 11, 2013