milk bath

when your milk looks a little green and dirty, you need to give it a milk bath! steps to do so -

1. look for milk in fridge
2. see milk and it looks dirty
3. take milk to bathroom and give bath - like its a dog.

(you must give it a bath out of the cartin though)
4. grab a towel and boom! you have no milk, now dad needs to go to the store to get milk and never come back. it's all your fault

CHILD: DAD! WE NEED MILK. I GAVE OUR MILK A MILK BATH.
DAD: this is my chance to leave you poor people. CYA!

by obsessd with your parents. October 21, 2021

Milk stain

When you cum on clothing and its there the next day

"Hey girl is that a milk stain"

by Freakyblackguy May 23, 2016

humour milk

Liquid secreted from your genetials caused by laughing too hard

"I laughed so hard my humour milk came out"

by Tomtom.com April 22, 2017

Milk Hole

A hole especially dedicated to pouring milk in. This can be any hole that can store milk to spoil in for a long period of time. The stinkier hole the better.

POUR IT DOWN THE MILK HOLE!!!

by Dirtypig May 4, 2018

rice and milk

When your mom says shes going to buy only two things but she comes home with 32 bags of groceries

"Our house is filled with grocery bags!"
"Mom bought rice and milk"

by Jamekingdon08 April 20, 2016

milk mustache

a trail of seamen on a girls upper lip

she blew me until I gave her the ole milk mustache.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

milk carton

to dissappear or to make someone dissappear. To leave without a trace.

I could not get to the bottom of things so I found it necessary to milk carton.

by nick May 9, 2005