Irish Matt

an irish matt is when performing oral intercourse between two lesbians they both squirt their love juice on each others faces and drink it then take a shot of each others blood

i saw my sister irish matt with her best friend last night

by Pervy Stew November 2, 2008

Irish Flu

A particularly unpleasant hangover.

"Last night was great, but I have the worst case of the irish flu today."

by Melissa July 10, 2004

Irish-Earwig

VERB. When one is manually pleasuring herself, removes finger and sticks it in her partners ear. This is non-gender specific Male can do this to Female. Another form of the 'wet-willy'

I gave my girl the old Irish-Earwig.

by Magik01 February 10, 2007

Irish Refill

When you drink a third to half of your non alcoholic drink , then refill it with liquor.

Let me drink some of this Arizona and get me an Irish Refill before we go on a walk

by Tan Duck August 13, 2019

Irish Breakfast

The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.

My wife was horny for a good Irish Breakfast.

by GI-ngy November 12, 2019

Wild irish hoe

Noun A female who likes to get intoxicated on the cheap ghetto wine Wild Irish Rose

"Me and my girl are some wild irish hoes,all we like to shwill on is wild irish rose"

by Nickillyssa April 14, 2017

Irish

The Irish are:
1.Weak, stupid people, prone to drink
2.Come from an island named ireland
3.Large percentage of gingers
4.Cant speak english probably, even when they try
5.No unique national import except their own stereotype
6.Blame the English for all their troubles(no pun intended)

Ed:You alright mate, where do you come from then?
Paddy:I'm Irish. From Ireland.
Ed: Wheres that then?

by Wulfingas November 18, 2007