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Hyperthought

a stage of thought when your thoughts are raceing constantly. usually granting you superhuman mental abilities.
dude i hyperthought about fucking your mom last night.
dude i hypethought about that riddle and solved it in 5 seconds
by 24grant24 December 12, 2009
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Hyperambulothantophiliaptosis

A condition where a person desires to have sexual relations with walking corpses(zombies) a lot. "Hyper" - Super, "ambulo" - Walking, "Thanto" - Corpse/dead, "philia" - denotes sexual nature, "ptosis" - mental condition.
I suffer from Hyperambulothantophiliaptosis.
by The Coder November 15, 2009
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hypertweet

I had to block him he would hypertweet all day.
by SlickVik August 16, 2010
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hypermetacognition

When I wondered if the police officer would believe that Jacob knew that he was on to him, it was an example of hypermetacognition.
by dickface cockmaster January 24, 2011
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Hypertreifecoma or HTC

This is a coma induced by enthusiastic eating of "treife" or non kosher food, typically in a Chinese restaurant. This is not the same as simply eating a non kosher item. In this case the large selection of "treife" encourages the sinner to taste everything, which quickly induces this dangerous condition. To date there is no cure, and palliative care including chicken soup and gefilte fish is the recommended route of treatment.
And in other news, another "Hypertreifecoma or HTC" victim tonight was found in a local Chinese restaurant... our sources report that chicken soup had to be rushed from area soup banks... more at 11 pm
by cleansingbreath March 5, 2011
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Hyperbeer

The result of a partially frozen beer;
Upon partial freezation, the water which composed about 82% of beer moves to the solid "ice" state before the 18% of magical beer juices join it. In this moment of this Euphoric limbo between beer and its frozen counterpart, the beersicle, the common bro opens the beverage (often with a key) and unleashes hyperbeer (also know as essence of beer).
Hyperbeer is commonly known to be more potent, more delicous, and more bro than any other beer-beverage with only one exeptions: essence of hyperbeer
Dumb bro-"Yo bro, all we have are mostly frozen beers:
Wise Bro- " Fear not bro, this shits about to get real. Break out the hyperbeer!"
by BRO, WE'RE THE SAME BRO, BRO October 25, 2011
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Hypersocialising

Most often an irritating situation whereby a person is socialising using a phone or wireless device over the internet whilst already in a social situation. Often ignoring people they are currently in the room with to communicate with 'online friends'.
Steve: "Greg, what are you doing with your phone? Put it away it's annoying"

Greg: "..."

Joe: "Forget about it, he's hypersocialising right now"
by BerZerKSkuZ October 13, 2011
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