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Laurie Halse Anderson

One of the best young adult novelists America has ever known. She's one of the only authors I know of who depicts the ideal teenager as not a quiet, popular, polite, content straight-A soccer-player with gorgeous blonde hair and boobs the size of boulders, but as a young adult who does what makes them feel good and takes the time to consider their feelings and mental health, proceeding to share their thoughts with others. Her most popular novel, Speak (which was turned into a movie and a graphic novel) talks about overcoming trauma and expressing emotions, as well as an overall message of the importance of communication. Her other books for young adults include Wintergirls, Prom, The Impossible Knife of Memory, Twisted (told by a male protagonist), and Catalyst.

Unfortunately, some of her books, such as Speak, have been banned from middle and high school libraries due to Halse Anderson's tendency to discuss serious issues, like sexual assault and self-harm, which has been bashed by the dangerously high quantity of fucking idiots crusting on the earth. Yes, the world is a scary place, but ignorance will not diminish them, and will only make it worse (imagine you're in a pitch-black room with many other people, but you don't know that- you think the world has blown up and you're all alone). And not only do her books discuss these issues, but they feel like a sympathetic poem rather than a scolding lecture.
I am currently reading Wintergirls by Laurie Halse Anderson. I'm not sure what it's getting more out of me- laughs or tears. But it sure takes my breath away.
by SweetieJew September 30, 2017
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Banging Heads

When two or more men bump the heads of their penis together.
1. Omg! Last night me and my buddy saw this super hot girl... we made a bet to see if either of us could take her home. She caught on to us and said that Individualy we are not man enough for her.... but she had always wanted to have a MMF threesome! We got a hotel room and before you know it we were banging heads inside her!

2. Last weekend a group of us got drunk and started skinny dipping in apartment pools. At one pool the apartment manager took all the males clothes and locked herself into the rental office because she thought it would be funny to see us try and get away naked. To make matters worse John was too drunk to walk straight so my and my buddy put his arms over our shoulder a walked home banging heads along the way. The girls couldent stop laughing...
by Romandell October 31, 2017
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Swap Heads

To talk with someone that you admire for their skill, generally inquisitively or intimately; learn tricks from them, pester them with questions about their processes, find out what tools they use or, who they learned from.

Going so deep into their methods that you may as well be 'swapping heads' with them.
Person 1: "Ah man, I love your sketchbook. If you have the time, I'd love to swap heads with you for a bit."

Person 2: "Dude thanks, I really admire yours too - It'd be my pleasure."
by FTrashman November 15, 2017
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Sexually Healing

The act of engaging in a sexual exchange for the sole purpose of pleasure and relaxation.
John and I are just friends who enjoy sexually healing.
by A_owned_woman_ June 22, 2018
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Boom headshot

Something that you say when you get a headshot in a game
Gamer 1 :Ohhhh BOOM HEADSHOT get rekt BOOM HEADSHOT
Gamer 2: I wish I can be as good as him
by TheBestFollower89 June 30, 2018
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Chairlatan Healer

A type of Charismatic christian who carry around fold-able chairs and offer healing.They sit you in the chair and tell you that whatever ailment you have is caused by having "one leg shorter than the other". They duly pray for your leg and behold! It appears to grow. One of the oldest parlour tricks in the book.
Just seen a couple of those Chairlatan healers in the precinct again. Told me I had one leg shorter than the other. So I told him that he had one neuron shorter than the other.
by IAIN_D September 6, 2018
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Nice headshape

Person1: your mom gay
Person2: nice headshape
by Hardware@chatango September 28, 2018
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