5 definitions by Romandell
1. Omg! Last night me and my buddy saw this super hot girl... we made a bet to see if either of us could take her home. She caught on to us and said that Individualy we are not man enough for her.... but she had always wanted to have a MMF threesome! We got a hotel room and before you know it we were banging heads inside her!
2. Last weekend a group of us got drunk and started skinny dipping in apartment pools. At one pool the apartment manager took all the males clothes and locked herself into the rental office because she thought it would be funny to see us try and get away naked. To make matters worse John was too drunk to walk straight so my and my buddy put his arms over our shoulder a walked home banging heads along the way. The girls couldent stop laughing...
2. Last weekend a group of us got drunk and started skinny dipping in apartment pools. At one pool the apartment manager took all the males clothes and locked herself into the rental office because she thought it would be funny to see us try and get away naked. To make matters worse John was too drunk to walk straight so my and my buddy put his arms over our shoulder a walked home banging heads along the way. The girls couldent stop laughing...
by Romandell October 31, 2017
Pool bartender... "hey you two look happy what have you done today?"
Couple... "we just closed the curtains in our cabana and managed to get a double bingo!"
Couple... "we just closed the curtains in our cabana and managed to get a double bingo!"
by Romandell October 21, 2017
A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.
Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"
Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
by Romandell October 22, 2017
A day that is fucking amazing and you don't know what will happen next. A day with no limits or inhibitions. a day where you may end up day drunk by the end of breakfast or have a great dinner with an awesome bottle of red and then have sex in public. a day anything can happen.
"Wow! I had such a Batman Day yesterday! I had four Bloody Mary s for breakfast, got naked in a resort hot tub, Drove around in a convertible with no pants on, showed off my ass to some cable workers, Made out with a hottie that totally flashed me at work, Ate a steak dinner with an awesome bottle of red , Had sex on a beach and woke up in a bed with silk sheets next to the ocean."
Or
"This beautiful girl I met having Lunch with friends asked me out! this is going to be such a Batman Day!"
Or
"This beautiful girl I met having Lunch with friends asked me out! this is going to be such a Batman Day!"
by Romandell September 1, 2017
The look on someone's face when they had a delicious and filling breakfast and the look as if they just had amazing sex
John.."Hey Ryan you look super content did you just get laid?" Ryan... "No I just really enjoyed that breakfast!" John... "it looks like you have breakfast afterglow!"
by Romandell October 21, 2017