hard meds

i need my meds, hard meds that is, so I can get up. (Viagra)
by GeShan October 29, 2017
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hard n

when someone mistakes hard r for hard n.
Dud, I can't say the hard n.
> What?
> Oh you meaning the hard r.
Well fuck me Jesus Christ.
by lolifucker August 03, 2022
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hard to take in

Something you can't believe or you find hard to believe.
Me:*says unbelievable things*
Jane: Well, unlike your 3 incj penis, this is actually hard to take in.

Me: fuck you Jane.
by TheLibraryGuy July 06, 2019
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hard wipe

When you have to get a baby wipe after a messy poop.
I needed a hard wipe after that crap so I didn't mess up my pants.
by ManusBaldSpot April 26, 2016
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Grace harding

POV:your name is grace harding and your friend sent you here
haha that’s grace harding look she can fly
by someone102983745 June 04, 2020
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Hard Profundis

When u gank a jewtiger and he flips u onto ur arse and proceeds to thrust a sword through ur torso for 33 damage with hyper armour and a direct counter to everything
Let's gank this vort, oh shit watch out he's hard profundis happy twat
by Sanja Beserk December 26, 2019
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Hard on Bitch

Never Date a Hard on Bitch, unless Your Bisexual and like like shit.
A Bitch or should I say, in proper terms, a Woman who has a Dick and would like to fondle with it like men do.
Friend: Hey have you seen that one Chick? You know the one that looks like she has a dick? She's cute but sorta weird to think it would be possible she would have one and since then I dont think its true. You think I should ask her out?
You: Yeah man, if you like that shit. Its 2016 anything can be possible, especially when the plastic surgeons came into town. Thats what You call a Hard on Bitch, Aka a REAL Bisexual woman, or in other ways of terms You can think of. You can ask her out but again not unless You like that shit.
Friend: Ohh.......
by VirtualShark November 27, 2016
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