Florida

An old Spanish word for 'FUCK SNOW'.

Dude, fuck snow. I'm moving to Florida.

by zfreelance January 15, 2011

Florida

Florida can be divided into two distinct regions: north Florida and south Florida. North Florida has a more "Deep South" feel, while in south Florida, it seems that everyone is from New York, is Jewish, is Hispanic, or any combination of these. The person before who said that north florida has all the old people must be living under a rock. You can't go on any road in SoFlo where there isn't some old geezer in a Buick driving 15 mph and holding up traffic

North Florida resident: My name's Billy Bob and I enjoy huntin, fishin, n muddin. South Florida resident: My name is Jonah Goldstein and I enjoy playing golf, shuffleboard, and bingo.

by Da561Man November 10, 2011

The great flower mural incident of 2017

In the Taylor Swift fandom, this is known as the biggest scam to date by Taylor Swift and Direct tv Now. When nearing Taylor Swift's AT&T promoted pre superbowl concert, Direct tv Now planned an "incredible" livestream with amazing surprises for her fans. Because of Taylor's long running break and the months previous news that she was back in the studio, her tendency to release new music during livestreams, and AT&Ts constant "you don't want to miss it" statements, the fans anxiously expected new music. In the end, it was a flower mural where you could put a tag with your name. Nikki, our hostess, was incredibly uneducated in taylor swift and geography. Asking "is turkey a country or a nickname" and called Taylor's mom a cat as well as constant mumbling and shaking. It is known by swifties all over the world as one of the biggest let downs in the pop star's career, following RED's loss of the grammy of the year award in Jauary 2014.

1. The year is 2089
Child: grandma! here are some flowers.
Grandma: **flashback to the great flower mural incident of 2017**
or:
person 1: wow, that's dissapointing
person 2: Not as dissapointing as the great flower mural incident of 2017

by miley what's good February 6, 2017

flopcorn

the kernels at the bottom of the microwave popcorn bag that do not pop, despite careful cooking timing and bag shaking. flop popcorn

After I'd eaten most of the popcorn, I could see quite a few flopcorns at the bottom of the bag.

by TraceyHS July 30, 2008

flogging the pope

Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.

I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'

by LaughingAloud September 29, 2005

flowey

that fucking flower . Is actually a nice baby goat kid that got killed. somehow he became a flower. then a sociopath. piss him off and he makes a scary face. then turns into a tv with grass arms and robot shit. fucking scary shit. don't mess with this douchebag.

Kill or be Killed.... Fuck you Flowey

by mypenissmells October 5, 2016

floatin

High.

It means high.

Specifically on weed.

sheeeet i just smoked four bowls im floatin 8)~~~~~~~~~~~~

by Cap'n Awesome April 29, 2005