Three-Fifths Compromise

Penatraiting a man or a woman with three-fifths of your penis is not considered cheating.

I told her I was married, and she would have to settle for the three-fifths compromise.

by Creamy white center June 28, 2017

fiftyleven

A term used primarily by black people (or white people who are confused about their race) to express extreme exaggeration in a numerical sense.

1. "I done came to the club 'bout fiftyleven times."
-Get Low, by Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz

2. Man, I'm gonna' get me 'bout fiftyleven pieces of chicken.

3. Man 1 - How many o' them shits you got, boy?
Man 2 - Shit, least fiftyleven.

4. That nigga' charged me fiftyleven dollars for that weed man. Let's roll us a big ass blunt. Then we can get some KFC.

by Carlos V. July 6, 2008

Filthy

Filthy A dirty girl who is easy to sleep with.

Dam i hope you didnt catch a disease from that "filthy"

by mike karate February 24, 2008

filthy crumpet

When you take a shit and have at least two guys ejaculate on it and stick it in the microwave.yum.

Lee: Hey Fred lets feed eD a filthy crumpet while he sleeps
Fred:Haha, yeah sure dude i have to like shit anyways.
Lee:and im horny as fuck

by FRED BATES November 19, 2007

a fifth

Not 1750ml. It's 750ml. a 1750ml bottle is usally called a 1.75

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Filthy Fuentes

The coordinated act of eating a meal that sickens oneself, quickly leading to an intense situation where one sharts while concurrently vomiting.

May be related to the Spanish translation of the word Fuentes, in this case meaning 'Filthy Fountain', due to the output of nasty material at the same time from various orifices, much like a filthy fountain.

An eat-with-your-hands dinner theater event at the local Renaissance Fair initiated the chain of events that ultimately led Phyllis to be the victim of a Filthy Fuentes she will not soon forget.

by Lucille Henderson May 1, 2006

fifty cent cigar

When you have to shit so bad that a turd the size of a fifty cent cigar starts to come out of your ass. Similar to shart

As Dave walked home, the cheap beer kicked in. He was forced to hobble home with a fifty cent cigar hanging out of his ass.

by Joe Z January 9, 2007