ducking frunk

schmammered, obliterated, three sheets to the wind, wasted

I was so ducking frunk last Friday night, I got kicked out of Chuck E. Cheese.

by colonialfootsoldier March 27, 2010

Duckicorn

A hybrid species of animal being part Duck and Unicorn. They usually can be spotted in rivers near willow trees having the appearance of a large bright duck with a white shiny horn above it's bill. On occation, the duckicorn can be sensed near water reservoirs or canals near large plant life.

The duckicorn has the power to bring the rain and water to all the land. When the canals or reservoirs are dry, the duckicorn must be away.

The canal is flowing with water so the duckicorn must be near.

Let us throw sacrifices of small material in the water to please the duckicorn.

by IamwhoIamnomatterwhat October 18, 2010

Duchenne

A pointless exclamation made by "that guy" at a party. An attempted "douche-chill" tool comment. When said, the speaker is asking to get hit in their balls.

Guy with a popped collar: Duchenne!

*balls*

Guy with a popped collar: Ow. My balls.

by Robert Fett May 13, 2011

DUCKAY

a innocent-looking person yet is soooooo crazy that it reminds a person somehow of a duck. these people tend to be very psycho and are usually magical like unicorns.

person 1: "nene is too hyper today!"
person 2: "yeah she is totally a duckay."

by ?!?!?fluffy October 23, 2011

duck noir

A friend you feel obligated to hang out with, rather than want to hang out with. (From Nick Hornby's 'High Fidelity')

Ugh, I have to invite my duck noir to the party.

by hornbyfan October 9, 2013

Ducked On

When your friend is a scum and won't drive you home after sneaking out.

Loud boy #1: Damn dude please drive me back I don't want to get grounded.
Stoned Kid #1: Dude whatever.
Loud boy #1: We just got ducked on by this shmuck.

by Callmetheapplesauce December 5, 2014

duckslam

n. A full house in ice curling. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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Did you hear? Scotty got a duckslam on the weekend. He could hardly stand up it was so slippery.

I know the feeling. He should use a towel.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2014