double fatty

What you feel like when you have just eaten a lot of cake, or have just laid around the apartment all day.

Joe: man, i haven't gotten out of the house all day. i'm a fatty
Jeff: I haven't gotten out all day and I ate a whole birthday cake. I'm a double fatty.

by Peyton Taylor July 16, 2008

double decker double wide

known as a gigantic tour bus

Will work for my double decker double wide.

~Keller Williams

by Twin Dick June 28, 2010

double tap

to hit the trigger twice

Osama Bin Laden knows all about the double tap.

by uberdoubergooeyboners May 27, 2011

double-dare

The first counter of a dare. Can only be countered by a triple-dog-dare.

Not to be confused with the television show "Double Dare", as the TV show lacks a hyphen.

A: I dare you to dance with Noreen.

B: Well, I double-dare you to dance with Noreen.

by Rodney Basil November 2, 2003

double dipstick

A thin tube, rod, or otherwise thin long object used to insert into the urethra of one gentleman half way. The other end is inserted into another gentlemans urethra, the result, double dipsticking.

Jims: Yo bro, you got the double dipstick?

Slapdick: Yeah man.

Jims: Sweet, my dick has been itching for a double-dipsticking.

by angrysomeoneelsehasmyname April 2, 2008

Double Docker

1. A penis long enough that it can penetrate both the vagina and the cervix.

2. In anal sex, a penis long enough that it can penetrate both the Anus and the Houston Valves.

Note: If you're a dumb shit who can't figure out what the Houston Valves are, please consult Google.

Black Guy: Double Docker

White Guy: Docker ... hits the G-spot

Asian Guy: No Docker ... she can't even feel it inside her.

by LordofWales August 9, 2010

Double Cough

The uncontrollable series of coughs that come after you take a big swag of your hard unmixed liquor.

A: You can tell Johnnys pretty drunk already.
B: How so?
A: No double cough.

by ihatecoloredfolk August 28, 2010