Cuco

Women’s Underwear in (some dialects of) Spanish. It’s literally underwear

-Did you hear Cuco’s new song?

-What??? Oh you mean the singer. I’m sorry I can’t take an artist named panty seriously

by Bambumrk January 7, 2021

Cucc

A person that watches two or more people having sex from a corner.

Your such a cucc i swear

by The cuccer March 24, 2021

Cuckold

Will Smith

Will Smith is such a cuckold. His wife cheats on him constantly but he doesn’t do a thing.

by Larrray March 30, 2022

Wilted Cucumber

When a penis can not under any circumstances get an erection it is like a wilted cucumber.

Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.

Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.

Gary was so turned off by that girls nasty fetish that his chub turned into a wilted cucumber and he could not recover not matter how many viagra pills he inhaled.

by Rudy M. Fields March 18, 2010

Cajun Cucumber

Soaking a dildo in hot sauce then allowing it to dry before it's next use. Rubber sleeved dildos/vibrators seem to soak in the liquid better.

I was walking through the house when I heard a blood curdling scream! I guess someone used my Cajun Cucumber

by Rockout707 May 21, 2011

columbian cucumber

After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack

Gerbil: ive been stuck in here for 2hours waiting for my columbian cucumber to arrive

by te anau boy April 13, 2015

Seedless cucumber

A man who has been fixed (vasectomy) has a "seedless cucumber"

I can't get pregnant, he has a seedless cucumber!

by L.Secret December 9, 2016