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When a penis can not under any circumstances get an erection it is like a wilted cucumber.

Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.

Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.
Gary was so turned off by that girls nasty fetish that his chub turned into a wilted cucumber and he could not recover not matter how many viagra pills he inhaled.
by Rudy M. Fields March 18, 2010
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