Tuna Cranking

Subtly pleasing in individual via their pockets (pocket jerking) other than yourself who has unclean genitalia in public.

“Sebastian was caught Tuna Cranking Gabe in the town park”

Tuna Cranking by Bsls March 27, 2026

religious engine-cranking 

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

religious engine-cranking by QuacksO September 30, 2020

Jackin the Cracken 

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.

Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn

Jackin the Cracken by JackerOffer6969 March 3, 2021

What's Cracken 

Hello Showin Respect to a Organization and not affliated or prospect..

Dont be lyin! What's Cracken!

What's Cracken by SexMoneyTucker May 16, 2021

A Rare Crackening 

The rare crackening is defined as an event where claws are cracked. Though this phrase would imply infrequency of the action itself or the choice of time of the action, this is not the case. The rare crackening typically occurs during times when crackenings are most common. Its an inception pounder.

"Ah, its a rare crackening on a Sunday for the Patriots game"- KDP

"KDP, you literally get drunk every Sunday during football season"- Unnamed Alcoholic

A Rare Crackening by pbones October 18, 2021

Unleash the cracken 

When you snort a looooootta crack. Like Four Loko analogy levels of crack.

Random junkie: "Life is too hard... it's time to...
UNLEASH THE CRACKEN"

Unleash the cracken by PLMMJ May 10, 2024

rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road

I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

rather fuck a crack in the road by Murdey August 2, 2024