If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)
(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"
(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"
(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."
(Jill) "No, should I?"
(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"
(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"
(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."
(Jill) "No, should I?"
(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"
by Urbandood69 July 19, 2018
Get the Condom courtesymug. 
The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.
Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.
by thatgaybitchbeckie November 16, 2020
Get the Condommug. The action of getting penitrated so hard the condom becomes wedged in the rectum, and has to he surgically removed
by Antcondom September 12, 2023
Get the condom campingmug. 1. Smaller size condoms for smaller size men.
2. Small condoms for men so it won't slip off the penis like a regular size one does.
2. Small condoms for men so it won't slip off the penis like a regular size one does.
1. He bought a snug fit condom. I realized why when he took off his pants in bed.
2. Girl - "what's wrong?"
Guy - "the condom slipped off"
Girl - "how did that happened?"
Guy - "You gave me a regular size condom. I usually wear a snug fit condom so it won't slip off"
2. Girl - "what's wrong?"
Guy - "the condom slipped off"
Girl - "how did that happened?"
Guy - "You gave me a regular size condom. I usually wear a snug fit condom so it won't slip off"
by boiwithsmall September 21, 2013
Get the snug fit condommug. 
A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.
I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.
by Travis Castle May 28, 2018
Get the Where’s the Condom?mug.