condomint

When you fuck a girl with a condom and her vagina feels fresh

Yo girl you trying to go home and commit an act of condomint.

by valet6969 October 14, 2011

Coddomy

1.The act of putting a cod up one's anal cavity to acheive pleasure from it.
2.to put a freashly caught cod up your bum hole just to feel it riggling around.

Craig: "hey Simon, i went fishing yesterday and caught a huge cod"
Simon: "no way"
Craig: "way"
Simon: "dude iv got to come round to have a go on it"
Craig: "yes dude come on down. I know how much you love coddomy"
Simon: "okay it's a date, i'll come as soon as i finnish poloshing my shoes"

by Liam Bennett July 22, 2006

Condom Queen

In a competition, the girl who can put the most condoms on a banana with her mouth in a minute.

Winning 8 condoms to 6 in a bar competition and being labeled the Condom Queen

by THE-condomqueen February 4, 2010

condom mouff

Someone who sucks dick all the time.

Shut up with, condom mouff .

by AHowell June 11, 2006

Condom

Something that pussies use

Man 1: Y U NO use condom?

Because they're for pussies

by Cleaningupthisplace November 18, 2013

condom

a piece of shit that never works resulting in accidental pregnancies

Bill: Oops, my condom broke!
Susy: Shit! Are you serious? Now I'm pregnant!

Don: Mommy where do babies come from?
Susy: Condoms.

by Kristen H. April 15, 2008

ass condom

1) The heterosexual act that helps a friend not get an STD with a woman; Man #1 sticks his male reproductive organ into a Man #2's behind, while that Man #2 puts his penis into the woman, therefore protecting Man #1 from any vaginal diseases. It's only 97% effective.
2) The Blocking of another cock (less frequently used)

1)- "I don't want to get her fat genes if I have sexual relations with her."
- "It's okay, I'll be your ass condom."
- "Thanks, your the best friend ever."

by Mikey Creepy Fingers May 16, 2008