Chocolate Peanut Bush

"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".

It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.

Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"

Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"

by j0113y July 31, 2011

chocolate sunday

The adding of chocolate topping to ice cream

Chocolate sundays are yummy

by Paul 1234325452132 November 5, 2011

chocolate pudding cumshot

eating chocolate pudding with no spoon by squeezing the container, causing it go go all over yourself.

Fot squeezed her snack too hard, and got hit with a chocolate pudding cumshot.

by Arkaitz December 5, 2012

Chocolate Star Stamp

The act of accidentally pressing your butt orifice against your partner's lower back or other random body part.

My girlfriend was sitting between my legs in the bath tub, she moved forward so that i could lie back to wet my hair. My ass then slid forward and I gave her the chocolate star stamp on her lower back. True story.

by JefffersonM April 13, 2013

chocolate shredder

violent anal sex

The first night in jail you need to look out for the chocolate shredder.

or, I gave that chick the chocolate shredder, she couldn't walk right for a week.

by iron eagle September 16, 2013

chocolate express

When a chocolate bar of your choice is inserted into the vagina amd the guy eats the chocolate bar until getting to the vagina

The chocolate express is great!

by curbsidegoon October 28, 2013

chocolate potting

The art of getting shat on ones penis after anal sex

'Dude she totally chocolate potted me last night'

'Ew chocolate potting is gross'

by Flat4 February 8, 2014